((We’re back.))

((The clock says midnight.  It’s time to wrap up for the evening.  I won’t be back Tuesday night.  But I will be back Wednesday night.

The case will continue.))

Max: Sam, why dose the Blogmod have to be so dramatic?

Sam: Don’t really know, Little Buddy.

asktheprimedecepticons asked: Megatron: -snatches the two in one hand- What!? You mean 'Optimus' Prime!? What did he tell you two? Where did he go?

Max: Something about “freedom is the right to all” or something like that.  He was heading out to something called Botcon.  Whatever that is.

asktheprimedecepticons asked: Megatron: One? Who exactly?

Max: You mean other than the constant stream of Maimtron 9000s that walk around the city?  Well, there was that robot the Geek built us in my own image.  Then there was that red and blue semi truck.

Sam: I think he called himself “Prime”, or something like that.  Didn’t stick around too long.

asktheprimedecepticons asked: Megatron: You do not seem phased. You do not seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see the Decepticons let alone their leader?

Max: See one giant transforming robot, seen them all.

asktheprimedecepticons asked: Megatron: Very well. However, do watch what you do or what you say. Just remember, they know many individuals. We’re one of them.

Sam: We’ll keep that in mind…

((When we last left out Freelance Police…))

Max: So what are we going to do now, Sam?

Sam: I hate to say it, but we need to find some nonviolent way to deal with the demon sisters.

Max: Sam, you promised me you would never utter those words to me ever again…

Sam: Not much choice here, little buddy.  Demons they may be, but they’re still just girls.

Max: And when has that stopped me before?  As high priest of the sea monkeys…

Sam: That’s it!  I think we may have a means of fighting back.

*To be continued…*

Sam: Those two demon sisters are quite tricky.

Max: They sure have us right by the…

Sam: Quiet, knucklehead.  There may be kids reading this.

Max: So what now, Sam?

Sam: This may be our most difficult case yet.  We have been in tough spots before.  But by the the hubcaps of our beloved car, we will prevail!

Max: Now you’re talking!

((Good night.  However, I won’t be back until Monday night.  Until then, good night.))

askannaoreradose:

thehalfbreedlilith:

thehalfbreedlilith:

askannaoreradose:

*Anna appears with a towel wrapped around her head.*

Anna: Happy Towel Day everyone. Today is the birthday of Douglass Adams, the creator of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. In his honor, we keep a towel on hand at all times today. After all,…

Lilith: Carmilla?  Have you no shame?  Wait…  Of course not.

Anna: Well, as it says on the cover on the guide…  “Don’t panic”.

Sam: We keep our towels in the DeSoto.

Max: It’s handy for cleaning up the blood.

((We’re back.  And it’s Towel Day.  Make sure to know where your towel is at all times.  It’s a tough universe out there.))